The main trouble with my so-called blogs is that they invariably have happened before a great number of you were born.

At the moment I am contenting myself with the knowledge that a friend of mine is doing a lot of the unpleasant jobs around the house, which needed to be done
but I couldn’t a) do them properly or b) be bothered to do them.
I've got heart and kidney problems.

I'm heart lazy and kidney be bothered.

This friend used to be a General Foreman in the construction business and he could tell you a few bible stories that you’ve never heard before.